Male Cornea
HIM, upstairs: “Do we have Alka Seltzer Plus?”
ME, downstairs: “Yes, it’s in the cabinet.”
HIM, upstairs: “Where?
ME, downstairs: “It’s in the cabinet in the white bin.”
HIM, upstairs: “Where?”
ME, downstairs: “It’s in the cabinet in the white bin on the left.”
HIM, upstairs: “Where?”
ME, downstairs getting hot under the collar: “It’s in the cabinet in the white bin on the left in the box that says ALKA SELTZER PLUS.”
HIM, upstairs: “I still can’t find it, please come up!”
ME, after storming up the stairs: “Here it is!”
HIM: “Thanks. Have you seen my eyeglasses?”
RetroFlash / 100 Words
– Dana Susan Lehrman
