Used to be that "hey" was for horses ... No longer true.
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The Goops, they lick their fingers, And the Goops, they lick their knives; They spill their broth on the tablecloth, Oh, they lead disgusting lives!
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My brother Larry is a real jerk, but he has really good manners. Whenever he spends time at a friend’s house, his friend’s mother calls to tell our mother how polite he is, and she has to announce it to the whole family. Personally, I think he’s just like Eddie Haskell. Last night on Leave it to Beaver, Ward Cleaver said “Eddie is so polite, it’s almost un-American.” That’s my brother. Not un-American, whatever that is, just that it’s all an act. Good manners can mask bad character. I’ll take a good person over good manners any day.

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Here are a few manners I didn’t pass on to my kids …
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