Dear Younger Self

Dear Younger Self

What a cutie!   But seriously I’m here to give you some advice.

Be a more adventurous eater,  try the sushi.

Don’t fight with your mother so much,  you’ll find out later she was usually right.

Practice the piano so you can play something besides Fur Elyse.

Don’t abandon your theatre dreams and someday you may be a star.

Forget that lucrative job offer and join the Peace Corps.

Buy the shoes and eat the cake.

Take marriage more seriously and maybe you’ll get it right the first time.

And please check back every few years if you’re not too busy.

RetroFlash / 100 Words

Dana Susan Lehrman 

Damn you, autocorrect!

Autocorrect makes me crazy, always trying to improve on my pretty-perfect spelling. Like substituting the word ‘ass’ for ‘asp.’ Now why would it even bother?! Does it think I picked the wrong animal? And how will children ever learn to spell when Autocorrect cleans up after them? I have an editor’s eye for misspellings though I’ve never been an editor. And I used to be a pretty-great speller, though I never entered a spelling bee. But lately I find myself reverting to old mnemonics like “i before e, except after c…” before I risk putting pen to paper.

Retroflash 100 words