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Don’t Stop Thinking About Tomorrow
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Cell phones and the world-wide web
As a musician, actor, writer, and part-time carpenter, I had grown tired of planning how I was going to buy my next pair of shoes, so I unpacked my diploma and went looking for a job. I had three criteria — the job had to (1) involve writing, editing, and publishing; (2) take place in a socialized workplace; and (3) involve work that furthered the common good. Three months later I had a job as a writer and editor in a civic-education organization that published supplemental curriculum on American and world history, current events, and law-related topics on the Constitution and the Bill of Rights. To me, thrilling. Musta been in the right place at the right time.
Our office was planted one block north of Wilshire Boulevard, not downtown, but definitely office-building oriented in the busy mid-Wilshire district. Being busy, the strip of street had plenty of okay restaurants, clothing and office supply stores, a barber shop (not a salon), and even a place where you could take your film to be developed into snapshots. Imagine that.
When I took the job, I vowed I would never brown-bag it. I knew ahead of time that, no matter how cool the people and the workplace was, I would have to get out of there, so every day, I would take off along Wilshire to eat lunch off a menu, alone or with a colleague, either way was fine with me. On the way to lunch and back I would encounter the flow of humanity, replete with its sights, sounds, smells, and events.
One day, as I walked down the street toward Wilshire, I saw a very well-dressed lawyerly looking gentleman talking to himself. Actually, he was arguing with himself, quite vociferously, yelling in an uncontrollable fashion that belied his dark blue, three-piece suited, wing-tipped stature. As I drew closer, I noticed that he was holding one hand to his head as if someone had struck him, but I saw no assailant in view. His madness became intriguing. He wasn’t addressing his remarks to anyone or chasing after an assailant, imagined or otherwise. He just stood there, hollering, holding his head and staring into space.
I approached him with care. I wanted to help but wasn’t sure what smoldering fuse might lie coiled within the confines of that tightly buttoned suit. As I passed, all became clear. Pressed between his open palm and his ear lay a small plastic object about the side of a garage door opener. It was a telephone! Not one of those massive jobs with the antenna, but a small, compact object that looked as if it folded up neatly on itself.
I walked past, stunned. Of course, I had seen them before, but not everyone owned one. I was leery of them. I had avoided beepers. Who would want to be at anybody’s beck and call, tied to the world through a small, ugly hunk of plastic that would attach itself to your belt like a succubus? Not for me. Nossir. I walked on to lunch, enlightened as to the poor man’s odd behavior, and grateful for my freedom.
Time passed. In the office, I learned MS-DOS code, mastering the mysteries of the PC and Microsoft Word while at home I remained smugly married to and fluent with my Apple Macintosh computer. At work, we let go of our pasteup, layout guy and hired a young woman who was learning QuarkXPress and Adobe as fast as they could update it. After that, all our publications were laid out electronically on a large-screened Mac. I stopped submitting my copy on paper.
One afternoon, a young man entered the office to demonstrate why we needed to connect our publications department to something called the world wide web, or Internet. We were more than skeptical. Why would we need to connect to other people on an electronic network? Who was on the other end of the line? How long would it take for us to learn how to use such a ridiculous toy? It seemed great for people who wanted to play space games or create cultic electronic clubs, but educators?
I did understand the power of the web. Before I found this job, I worked as a freelance writer for Philips Interactive, writing biographies of musicians from Mozart to James Brown. The Philips offices were in Santa Monica but, if I put my telephone in a cradle and dialed a certain number, I could actually send the contents of my documents all the way across town — 3000 words of copy in less than forty-five minutes! Not only that, but I could actually dial up the Santa Monica library and an awkward electronic facsimile of the library’s card catalog would appear on my computer screen! But why would our organization want a system like that? We weren’t a library. We weren’t making games. We were a civic-education organization!
By the time I was ready to leave my job, I was writing full-time for our web site. We had online classrooms that linked us to classrooms in the LAUSD, Kansas, and Azerbaijan. We stopped printing tens of thousands of glossy copies of a service-learning journal. Nobody wanted to lug the paper home from the conference if they could access it thru an online link. And I had an iPhone that I would feel naked without.
I remember toward the end of my tenure at this job, I went out to lunch with a friend, walking down that same street toward the bustle of mid-Wilshire. On the corner where the well-heeled lawyer had stood, shouting into space so many years before, a homeless black woman leaned on the handle of her shopping cart screaming into her phone. She sure was angry with somebody. A husband, child, or sister who was supposed to meet her and take her to the clinic for her dialysis. She’d been waiting on the damn corner for over an hour. Again, the urgent authenticity of her voice convinced me of the veracity of her plight until I looked at her right hand, pressed to her ear. Our homeless sister was pouring fire and brimstone into the ear of that husband, child, or sister who had promised to pick her up, but hell, she had no phone. No Motorola, no Samsung, no iPhone, nothing. No phone at all.
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You can’t live with them, and you can’t kill them!
This damn pandemic has turned me into an extension of my computer which has taken the form of my cellphone. Honestly, I can’t stand it! I have it in my hand constantly. Can’t eat without it. Watch tv without it. Go to the bathroom without it. I go into a near panic if I realize I don’t have it in my hand. Or by my side. What if my grandson needs to reach me? Or if my daughter suddenly gets the inexplicable urge to talk to me? Or there’s an email I need to read. Or a message. I long for the days when I had to go home from work to see if anyone I loved had left a message for me on my answering machine. For the days when an actual letter awaited me in my mailbox. And oh, remember when we didn’t need to know every single thought that leaked out of the mouth of a certain resident of Washington? Those were the good old days. When we waited for the evening news.
Now, if we watch the evening news, we’ve probably already read it online. When we get the Sunday Times delivered to the door, to go with our fresh brewed coffee and warm morning bun, we search through it for something we haven’t read online before it arrived. The evening news, the Sunday Times. These things used to anchor my days. My weeks. Now I feel the need to be up on everything that’s happening everywhere to everyone I know (and don’t know) as soon as it happens. My days feel cramped with information. It used to take me a whole day to do all the things that needed doing. To talk to all the people I needed to talk to. To read the mail. To write a letter. Now I have to do the same number of activities every hour, it seems. There’s no waiting a week for a letter to cross the country. If an email takes more than two seconds to download, I get frustrated. “What’s taking so long? Maybe you should re-send it.” My anxiety level runs at the speed of light. If I don’t have my phone with me I might miss something important.
But there is the other side. I was a reporter in the late 1970’s, before, or maybe right when word processors were making their way into the newsroom. Until then, I would type out my story. Cut and paste and scotch tape it together and drive it to my editor. How she even read it is beyond me. But the onset of word processors changed our news world. Little did we know it was just the beginning of a trend that would end up lo these years later with everyone tweeting whatever news they want to share into the universe. Along with photos! Who needs reporters or photographers? Cut and paste? It’s on the menu. Scotch tape is for wrapping presents. It’s like telling your grandson they sound like a broken record. “What does that even mean, grandma?”
Which brings me to music, of course. My record collection languishes on my bookshelves. I still have a turntable and occasionally I pull out an old album. Joni Mitchell, The Rolling Stones, Blood, Sweat and Tears. Ahhh. A long time ago I would play them over and over until I knew all the words to every song. Now the lyrics are online. The records are scratched. The diamond needle? I should have it made into a ring, maybe. Then there was the CD collection, now residing in the drawers under the turntable to keep them from getting dusty. Sometimes I look at all that and think how much space I could have if I just tossed it all. But I can’t. Nor can I dump the thousands of books I’ve accumulated over the years. I haven’t read them all. But I could always read them on my phone, right? Where I also stream music, feeling guilty that my deceased partner (a true audiophile who returned my gift of the original ipod because the sound quality wasn’t good enough) must be spinning in his grave.
While it’s true that computers run my dishwasher and microwave, and I can turn the heat on at home from my phone as well as answer the phone through my bluetooth hearing aids, they don’t cook for me yet, fold my laundry or warm my hands. Damn! And I can still make love in the privacy of my home without their help…that is, unless Siri or Alexa is listening.