Who Doesn’t Want a Wife? by
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In the fall of 1974 I arrived as an incoming freshwoman at Mills College in Oakland, California. We were each assigned a “zipper,” an upperclasswoman who helped orient us to the college, the Bay Area, and the particularities of language in the heyday of feminism. My college essay included something about how comfortable I expected I would be at an all-women’s college, given that I was raised in what I referred to as a female-dominated household. My mother had a beauty salon in the house and the place was like an all-day sorority party.  I don’t imagine my father even read my application so he had no opportunity to take offense.

When I arrived at the dorm I entered the small library off the main lounge. On the table was a printed copy of the then-fresh essay by Judy Brady that had been published in Ms. magazine in 1972. It rattled me to the soles of my shoes. Through the years I returned to it occasionally, almost as a measure of how well I was doing keeping the equality of the sexes uppermost in my mind. Thankfully my delightful husband has equality deeply imprinted (thank you dear mother-in-law,) so nontraditional divisions of labor came naturally to us through the years. One of my favorite birthday presents from him, for instance, was a gas-powered lawnmower with a catcher bag, which I happily pushed around the yard while he prepared dinner.



Originally published in Ms. magazine in 1972

Reprinted as “Why I [Still] Want a Wife” in the same magazine in 1990.


I belong to that classification of people known as wives. I am A Wife. And, not altogether incidentally, I am a mother.

Not too long ago a male friend of mine appeared on the scene fresh from a recent divorce. He had one child, who is, of course, with his ex-wife. He is looking for another wife. As I thought about him while I was ironing one evening, it suddenly occurred to me that I, too, would like to have a wife. Why do I want a wife?

I would like to go back to school so that I can become economically independent, support myself, and, if need be, support those dependent upon me. I want a wife who will work and send me to school. And while I am going to school, I want a wife to take care of my children. I want a wife to keep track of the children’s doctor and dentist appointments. And to keep track of mine, too. I want a wife to make sure my children eat properly and are kept clean. I want a wife who will wash the children’s clothes and keep them mended. I want a wife who is a good nurturant attendant to my children, who arranges for their schooling, makes sure that they have an adequate social life with their peers, takes them to the park, the zoo, etc. I want a wife who takes care of the children when they are sick, a wife who arranges to be around when the children need special care, because, of course, I cannot miss classes at school. My wife must arrange to lose time at work and not lose the job. It may mean a small cut in my wife’s income from time to time, but I guess I can tolerate that. Needless to say, my wife will arrange and pay for the care of the children while my wife is working.

I want a wife who will take care of my physical needs. I want a wife who will keep my house clean. A wife who will pick up after my children, a wife who will pick up after me. I want a wife who will keep my clothes clean, ironed, mended, replaced when need be, and who will see to it that my personal things are kept in their proper place so that I can find what I need the minute I need it. I want a wife who cooks the meals, a wife who is a good cook. I want a wife who will plan the menus, do the necessary grocery shopping, prepare the meals, serve them pleasantly, and then do the cleaning up while I do my studying. I want a wife who will care for me when I am sick and sympathize with my pain and loss of time from school. I want a wife to go along when our family takes a vacation so that someone can continue to care for me and my children when I need a rest and change of scene.

I want a wife who will not bother me with rambling complaints about a wife’s duties. But I want a wife who will listen to me when I feel the need to explain a rather difficult point I have come across in my course studies. And I want a wife who will type my papers for me when I have written them.

I want a wife who will take care of the details of my social life. When my wife and I are invited out by my friends, I want a wife who will take care of the baby-sitting arrangements. When I meet people at school that I like and want to entertain, I want a wife who will have the house clean, will prepare a special meal, serve it to me and my friends, and not interrupt when I talk about things that interest me and my friends. I want a wife who will have arranged that the children are fed and ready for bed before my guests arrive so that the children do not bother us. I want a wife who takes care of the needs of my guests so that they feel comfortable, who makes sure that they have an ashtray, that they are passed the hors d’oeuvres, that they are offered a second helping of the food, that their wine glasses are replenished when necessary, that their coffee is served to them as they like it. And I want a wife who knows that sometimes I need a night out by myself.

I want a wife who is sensitive to my sexual needs, a wife who makes love passionately and eagerly when I feel like it, a wife who makes sure that I am satisfied. And, of course, I want a wife who will not demand sexual attention when I am not in the mood for it. I want a wife who assumes the complete responsibility for birth control, because I do not want more children. I want a wife who will remain sexually faithful to me so that I do not have to clutter up my intellectual life with jealousies. And I want a wife who understands that my sexual needs may entail more than strict adherence to monogamy. I must, after all, be able to relate to people as fully as possible.

If, by chance, I find another person more suitable as a wife than the wife I already have, I want the liberty to replace my present wife with another one. Naturally, I will expect a fresh, new life; my wife will take the children and be solely responsible for them so that I am left free.

When I am through with school and have a job, I want my wife to quit working and remain at home so that my wife can more fully and completely take care of a wife’s duties. My God, who wouldn’t want a wife?

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  1. Patricia says:

    I loved this then and wish it wasn’t still so relevant!

  2. Constance says:

    Yes! And somehow househusband just is not quite the same thing.

  3. Marci says:

    In medical school, we were told by a speaker at the then American Medical Women’s Association that every woman doctor needed a wife!

  4. Suzy says:

    I remember reading this in Ms. Magazine when it first came out, and thinking it was perfect. Revolutionary then, and, as Patti points out, still relevant now. Thanks for reminding us of what was so shocking in 1972.

  5. Betsy Pfau says:

    This is sad but often too true. We once had a college buddy of my husband’s, an unmarried man, live with us for many months. I was not working at the time, home raising our young kids. We fell into a pattern that Carl joined us for Sunday dinner. He added his wants to my grocery list, to the stop at the dry cleaners, our cleaning lady cleaned his room too. He suddenly declared that it really was nice having a wife…and I wasn’t taking care of ALL of his needs!

  6. I used this essay in my writing class at Cal State Univ, LA. Big hit with both genders, [En]genders much discussion!

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