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Hey Venus

“Don’t shoot!”, she cried. “I’m unarmed.”

A picture is worth a thousand rounds.



Profile photo of Tom Steenburg Tom Steenburg
Retired attorney and investment management executive. I believe in life, liberty with accountability and the relentless pursuit of whimsy.

Characterizations: funny


  1. Hey Tom,
    You’re better than Venus,
    And once more you’ve got arms!

  2. “Goddess of love that you are…”

  3. Jeff Gerken says:

    That’s like the joke about an amendment guaranteeing the right to arm bears. It’s favored in Yellowstone Park.

  4. Laurie Levy says:

    OMG, Tom. That was definitely my laugh for today!

  5. Marian says:

    How “disarming,” Tom!

  6. Suzy says:

    “A picture is worth a thousand rounds” – I don’t know how many readers noticed your story preview on the homepage. One witticism there, and another in your story. Pretty impressive for a RetroFlash Lite!

  7. Betsy Pfau says:

    Love this! Definitely got a laugh out of me!

  8. Khati Hendry says:

    I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with unarmed opponents.

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