Hey Venus
“Don’t shoot!”, she cried. “I’m unarmed.”
A picture is worth a thousand rounds.
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Tom SteenburgRetired attorney and investment management executive. I believe in life, liberty with accountability and the relentless pursuit of whimsy.
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Hey Tom,
You’re better than Venus,
And once more you’ve got arms!
Thanks!
“Goddess of love that you are…”
❤️
Uh oh. Hope I haven’t planted an ear worm..
That’s like the joke about an amendment guaranteeing the right to arm bears. It’s favored in Yellowstone Park.
And Jellystone.
OMG, Tom. That was definitely my laugh for today!
Thanks, Laurie
How “disarming,” Tom!
(Groan). I guess in fact that wound is self-inflicted.
Rimshot, please!
I was using a silencer.
“A picture is worth a thousand rounds” – I don’t know how many readers noticed your story preview on the homepage. One witticism there, and another in your story. Pretty impressive for a RetroFlash Lite!
Thanks, Suzy, but perhaps two witticisms overstates it by a factor of four.
Love this! Definitely got a laugh out of me!
Thanks, Betsy. No charge.
I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with unarmed opponents.
Aww. Even with both hands tied behind your back?