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University, CA — A communications professor stood by helpless as a sudden convergence on a trending SnapChat app cybercongealed 16 of his students in a university lecture hall. I spoke to the professor a few days following the incident. I met him after class in a large hall where he had just lectured on the origins and contemporary implications of the phrase “be here now.”

Professor watches amazed as 16 students disappear into broadband stream

“Actually, 99 percent of my students are very cyber-controlled in my classes,” the professor began. “I love my students. I’m graced with a wonderfully applied student body and I feel a great kinship with them. There’s very little use — or abuse — of social media in the classroom unless they are reporting on its various platforms and influences as part of the class.

He sighed and shrugged. “Still, at the beginning of each semester, I show them a clip of ‘Invasion of the Body Snatchers,’ in which alien abductors “podnap” everyday citizens while they sleep, spin them into cocoons, indoctrinate them, and return them to society as “pod people,” soulless conformists who act mechanically in the interests of the invaders.”

The professor spoke in a measured manner, weighing his words carefully. “I liken cell phone use in class to the behavior of the pod people in the infamous film, pitched to the studios as an anti-communist allegory in which the body snatchers represented the creepy-crawly abductions of an unsuspecting populace by the communist menace. But on this one day…”

“We had just finished discussing the meaning of ‘Body Snatchers’, when SnapChat released a new gender-transformative app,” said the professor. He explained that the new GenderBender mobil phone app renders any targeted selfie into a gender-opposite portrait.

“Before I could say SnapChat,” the professor continued, “a cluster of students had plunged into their phones. An eerie light emanated from the various screens, illuminating their features. As I watched, students began to change appearance. Superficially at first. Hair shortened or lengthened, became tinted, streaked… Makeup materialized or disappeared to be replaced by beards.”

The professor paused. He seemed to be re-living the moment. “Body parts disappeared as the GenderBender app cropped each body to fit its targeted selfie dimensions.”

“It was impossible to determine if any SnapChatters were aware of their transformation.” He leaned wearily against the stage and stared down at his hands. His speaking cadence slowed, his voice grew distant. “Then… they just… They began to, to morph, their outlines flowing like syrup. Yeah,” he said. “They flowed in this… this viscous, pixelated fluid… toward each other, but still IRL.”

He leaned into me. “But they weren’t really here,” he whispered.

He drew back as if to compose himself and began to pace the space along the front row of seats. His voice rose in pitch. “It was as if they all became one thing, one… entity. They just… I dunno,” he said, running his fingers through his graying hair. “They came together with a gurgling sound and just…”

The professor clapped his hands together. “…disappeared. There was a ‘pop’ as the atmosphere closed around the space they had occupied. You know…” His eyes turned steely gray and he stared through the window. “Like the kind of ‘pop’ you make if you stick your finger into your mouth, like this…”

He hooked his index finger into the corner of his mouth.


He laughed, a little hysterically, walked to the door, turned, pointed at the empty hall, and roared a strange, hollow, open-mouthed hiss.

“I’m over it now,” the professor asserted. “But sometimes, when I walk around campus, I often have to sidestep to avoid a head-down student, blindly caught out of body, surrounded by the cocoon of her iPhone. Then, the final scene of that often-remade film comes back to haunt me.”

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Writer, editor, and educator based in Los Angeles. He's also played a lot of music. Degelman teaches writing at California State University, Los Angeles. 

Degelman lives in the hills of Hollywood with his companion on the road of life, four cats, assorted dogs, and a coterie of communard brothers and sisters.

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Characterizations: funny, right on!, well written


  1. Betsy Pfau says:

    Great one, Charlie! It must be very frustrating to try to teach to a lecture hall full of “pod people”, more interested in their lives on social media than what you have to say. PUT DOWN THOSE PHONES STUDENTS!

    • Thanks, Betsy! Actually, as I hope I stressed in the beginning, my IRL classes are very interactive and, with few exceptions, very attentive. The rest of the story is, as you know, fabricated from my twisted imagination.

  2. Laurie Levy says:

    Charles, it’s so ironic that the lecture topic was “be here now.” I also love the phrase “cyber-controlled,” which perfectly describes students these days (including my older grandkids). My daughter who teaches at Northwestern has experienced scenes like the one described. Some parents in my community are upset by the introduction of tablets in middle and high school for similar reasons. And yet, I can see the benefit if technology is used to enhance instruction rather than displace it.

    • Hi, Laurie! Yeah, happy you caught ‘be here now.’ Of course, social media is a double-edged sword, and my students will be the first ones to tell you so. There are many wonders to be found within. I simply indulged myself with this fiction for the hell of it!

  3. John Zussman says:

    Very clever premise, Charles—and as a teacher, you should know. While the original Invasion of the Body Snatchers was meant to be a metaphor for the Red Scare, your story reminds us that we are always susceptible to being sucked into conformity, thought control, and groupthink

    • Yeah, John, this assignment turned into a fun indulgence for me. My kids are great in the classroom re: cell phones. What’s scary is to look out over the campus and see everyone strolling along, blind, head down, peering into the cyber abyss.

  4. Suzy says:

    Marvelous story, Charlie! You are so hip to know about Snapchat’s new gender-swap filter – it just came out this month! But then, maybe you knew because this ACTUALLY HAPPENED in your classroom! Yikes! And linking to that Donald Sutherland hiss at the end of Body Snatchers was brilliant! I hope everyone here clicks on the link. Thank you for this whimsical but also terrifying story, it really made my day.

  5. Thanks, Suzy. I was only as hip as google, where I typed in trending SnapChat apps! Oh well, it was fun to write. My kids are great with cell phone control in the class. I just made the whole thing up. Very glad you found the link to the last ‘Body Snatchers’ scene. I think it gave me nightmares last night!

    Delighted I made your day!

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