Suprise Me

Having never had a pot experience that was either pleasant or memorable, I just stuck to tried, true and non-felonious ethanol. Read More

The Gershwin song “I’ve Got A Crush on You” doesn’t really get the crush concept right. The lyrics say “You had such persistence, you wore down my resistance, I fell, and it was swell . . . . I’ve got a crush on you, sweetie pie.” So she’s singing to him after they get together.… Read More

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I have a very bad habit of singing old commercial jingles over and over again. Especially when I’m using some similar product. Or just walking down the street. Sometimes when I brush my teeth I’ll hum, “You’ll wonder where the yellow went when you brush your teeth with Pepsodent.” Even though I’m using Crest. Afterwards,… Read More

I hadn't heard of this syndrome before it happened to me. At first I was surprised, but then later understood why it happened to me. Read More

Then came a series of questions about rock music, meant, I'm sure, to be my downfall. Read More

This time, the only thing missing is the piglet. Read More

Truth be told, I was always slender, but my weight varied by a few pounds in college. Then, along with my friends, I’d go on the Atkins Diet…no carbs, only protein and 8 big glasses of water a day. The weight would fall off me. I’d eat eggs, hamburger (you couldn’t get good meat at… Read More

Wondering where those demons of the night are coming from? Check your pill box. Read More

I hope when you grow up you'll have kids just like you. Read More