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Waiting for the tram at the Universal Studios tour, we filed past a statue of Lon Chaney in the old silent classic, Phantom of the Opera. It was almost lifelike in its detail— sunken eyes, jagged teeth, black cape. We admired it and passed it by.

Our hearts all skipped a beat, so you can imagine the child’s terror, her scream piercing the waiting area.

A small crowd gradually arrived, waiting, chattering. A father and his small child stopped in front of the statue. The father was explaining who Lon Chaney was when, suddenly, the statue came alive, snarled, and swooped menacingly at the child. Everyone jumped back, startled; our hearts all skipped a beat, so you can imagine the child’s terror, her scream piercing the waiting area. The actor set down a tip jar, then turned to the girl, cajoled her, gave her a sweet, until, safe in her father’s arms, tears drying, she asked him how he could stand so still for so long. At that moment the tram arrived. We boarded and the actor reassumed his pose for the next round of victims.

Thirty years later, I have long forgotten what else we saw at Universal Studios. But after witnessing stone turn to flesh, I understand that anything, no matter how inert, might merely be awaiting its moment to awaken into life.

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John Unger Zussman is a creative and corporate storyteller and a co-founder of Retrospect.


  1. Laurie Levy says:

    I love this story, John. And, as someone who can’t stand still for more than a few seconds, I still wonder how those statue people do it.

  2. What a beautifully written story, John. An allegory for love?

  3. Marian says:

    Powerful vignette, John, and isn’t it amazing how we remember such events and can’t remember what was supposed to be the “main” one?

    • John Zussman says:

      Thanks, Marian. Thinking back, I actually do recall a couple of things from the tour: the Red Sea parting from “The Ten Commandments” and some kids driving a “car” while road scenes were projected behind them. No CGI or even green screens in those days!

  4. Suzy says:

    I’m surprised he did that (cajoling her, giving her a sweet), I thought those statue people weren’t allowed to break character. So did anyone put money in his tip jar, or were you all too freaked out?

  5. A great vignette, John! Being turned into a perpetual scaredy cat by my own consciousness, I often wonder why people like to be scared like that. Not the child, of course. Do people watch horror to experience some kind of feeling, and, if so, does that suggest that some part of humankind is asleep. I know that’s a hackneyed metaphor, but perhaps the truth. Fear, even when artificially stimulated is, after all, a feeling. Anyway, thanks for the thought food. And then the tram arrived…

  6. John Zussman says:

    Thanks, Charles. As usual, you have found a hidden dimension to my story. I remember a psych professor who recommended taking one’s date to a horror movie. The theory was that the the generally heightened emotion would transfer over afterward.

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