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My father was a wonderful guy and I’ve shared many loving memories of him.  (See My Father, the Outsider Artist,  My Dad and the Word Processor, Saying Farewell to a Special Guy,  and Six Pack)

But he did have some strange food-related tastes and habits.   Apples were his favorite fruit,  and when my mother offered to bring him a snack he’d often ask for a “washed apple”.  Did he think she would bring him a dirty one?

And he had a rather uncouth way of eating an apple –  he’d bite into it,  chew,  and then somehow spit out just the skin!   I have no idea how he did that,  but I wonder – if he didn’t like the skin,  why didn’t he ask my mom for a “peeled apple”?

I also love apples and unlike my dad,  I eat them skin and all,  altho I do have my own idiosyncrasy –  I  must core and slice the fruit before I eat it!

But there is another of my father’s idiosyncratic tastes that I have acquired.  It was his habit of cracking chicken bones with his teeth and sucking out the marrow.

I refrain from doing it in public,  or when dinner guests are at the table,  but alone with family,  and despite their avowed disgust,  I happily chomp away!

 

– Dana Susan Lehrman

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  1. Khati Hendry says:

    I’m a fan of allowing just about anything in one’s home, though knowing the rules for eating elsewhere is still a good idea. Re: apples—the handy slicer/corer tool works great if you don’t have one.

  2. I recall many happy times getting at the marrow of the chicken bones! It’s been decades–thanks for the reminder of what I’ve been overlooking.
    As to your father and the apple, I have no insight about why he didn’t request a peeled one. But it reminded me of one of my most glorious days of cycling. I rented a bike in Breckenridge, CO, and rode about 44 miles to Vail. This required climbing for a couple of hours straight. I had taken an apple from a bowl in the hotel where I was staying. I began eating the apple when I began ascending the climb to Vail Pass. I would take just one bite and keep it in my mouth as long as I could (a few min), not really chewing it but letting it deteriorate, and then eventually masticating and swallowing. Then another bite and the same approach. I managed to make that one apple last close to an hour. By the time I finished it, I was well on my way and confident I could make it to the top of the pass.
    Thanks for reminding of this too!

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